Whoever piloted that helicopter is a national hero.

John Landis is a national hero.

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White people are superior.

Sign me up.

Because no one gives a shit about Alec Sulkin.

You're such a joyless bore.

Wouldn't it be nice…if this hack would fucking croak already.

I say the same thing to gay people about cock.

And you're a nobody.

Pete Townshend is a pedophile.

I busted a gut at your blog.

He says the same thing about his insulin.

I'm self-employed; I win.

Just because you CAN get a firstie on every article doesn't mean you SHOULD, you putrid pile of ape shit.

I don't care if he as Asperger's; I'd let Michael J Fox shake all over me any day.

You shut your stupid boy mouth.

Sexist. Flagged.

Oh, really dude? That's awesome.

I love Venture Bros!