I'm a console slut, owning all three major systems. I can confidently say, without prejudice, that PS3 blows. That thing just sits in the corner collecting dust… Like your mother.

Take your mind off CancerAIDS…?

Harrison Ford will do it only if the other father role is played by someone of equal star status. Just let him know when you - FIND THAT MAN!… FIND THAT MAN!

A better Poe…
I like Poe, but I can't stand Cusack. Who could play a better Poe? For some reason I 'm thinking Jeremy Renner, if he lost some weight.

If he likes the guy..
Why kill his career putting him in one of his shitty movies?

So the #1 record = No longer independent? Doesn't indie refer to the label, not how many records they sell? This debate is stupid.

Nice try though

At least the source material is pretty funny too.

Hey man, every rose has it is thorns. Right?

I have yet to see a significant downside.

It is only a talk show, but what's you're point? This message board is a bunch of people talking about the story that's posted above. No one's freaking out about anything, aside from you. Idiot.

Yeah, you're number one!

Apple…
Is rapidly becoming evil. At what point will their general dickishness turn me off? I

Although I don't play bass and I haven't been fellated any time recently (Fucking marriage) "Area Bassist Fellated" has always been my favorite Onion headline.

This show is still on?
Huh…

For Shame America
This is where everyone whines about how shitty Leno is, and how awesome Conan is, all of which is completely true. But be honest. Were you watching his show? The Tonight Show is for people drifting off after the news, and Conan is too off the wall for it. Sad but true.

Someone care to explain…
The Electrical Audio studios joke? I'm possibly dumb, definitely out of the loop.

I'm pretty satisfied that the words "Production by Primo" mean absolutely nothing to me.

Picking on a dude for how many comments he's made, then creating an elaborate formula to calculate how much time he's spent posting said comments is fucking lame, bottom line. It doesn't make you clever, it makes you a dick. The guy has a lot of free time, and chooses to spend it giving his opinion on pop culture…

Oh shit! Skypunch just pwned that dude's ass.. Nice.