By short jab, you mean the shot you'd need afterward to clear up the gonorrhea, right?

Well, I did see him (it?) burping a noxious green cloud in one of the trailers.

Are there millions of Star Wars fans left?

I felt the same way, and I honestly spent the whole film LOOKING for him. It's weird, I was really staring at the character and trying to reconcile the fact that this was the hunky blonde guy from A Knight's Tale and Brokeback Mountain, but simply couldn't see him as the same person. It really is a startling, and…

It should be called the NA-Sayer. Like, his name is NAthan, and he's saying NAY to…

He's getting his chocolate salty balls sucked by angels now.

Whenever anyone describes their style of humor as "sick and twisted", it's pretty much a synonym for "I'm not fucking funny, and never have been."

Come Sail Away is awesome! He totally thinks they're angels, but instead it turns out they're ALIENS!!!

@Hung Go

Can someone explain the unending fascination of IMDB board commenters about what celebrities other celebrities look like?

She and Isabella Rosselini are also tops on my "mother/daughter combo bang" list.

The Memento DVD is packaged like it's a medical case history file. It's neat for all of two minutes, then you realize what a monster pain in the ass it is getting the goddamn disks in and out of the stupid thing.

Rabin's voice
Nathan Rabin sounds disconcertingly like This American Life's Ira Glass.

Thank you, internets…

Apropos of nothing,
but apparently Darren Aronofsky is directing a remake of Robocop.

This entry is conspicuously free of out of context quotes. I've always sort of considered them MYOF's defining characteristic.

In Florida you can legally shoot someone if you "feel threatened."

Chinese Democracy
Can someone explain to me the AV Club's obsession over Chinese Democracy? I swear, it's impossible to go a week without seeing it mentioned on this site.

AJR, you probably want to avoid the hammer scene in Oldboy.