Uhh, excuse me Ms. Rowling, but rigorous logical consistency is required for inclusion into "literature." You may not break the rules! What would Chaucer say, for God's sake? Obey. Obey. Obey.

Uhh, excuse me Ms. Rowling, but rigorous logical consistency is required for inclusion into "literature." You may not break the rules! What would Chaucer say, for God's sake? Obey. Obey. Obey.