I think you mean a "murducken."

You natural-born magnificent bastard!

I think he's going to be back with TWO canes.

I can't begin to describe how funny I thought it was when the Dean just immediately jumped into the "SHH" thing; he looked so happy to be part of the group!

Don't worry about Chilton, you guys. I am extremely confident that next week he's going to have an astonishing recovery, aided only by TWO pimp canes.

Thanks; sorry for the excessive sass. I hope you enjoy your upgrade!

Please accept my sincere thanks for that entirely relevant and necessary Parks & Rec spoiler.

Hey guys, long-time lurker, first-time poster.

I've silently stuck by Rick through a lot of bad decision-making, but this was the last straw. I can see both sides of the argument about Carol's actions, but Rick's unilateral decision to banish her (after his recent "we vote" speech) is the equivalent of hitting a kid to teach them that hitting people is bad. If…

If someone dies as the result of your actions while you're committing a felony, that's considered murder, so Walt couldn't plead self-defense for Krazy-8 or Emilio.

Alexorella: Hank IS Ahab, and he's after a whale named White.

As much as I'd enjoy seeing either of these reveals about Bob, I think it might be much more interesting if he was killed in a car accident, and from the stories at his funeral everyone at the firm is forced to confront the fact that he was basically a nice, eager-to-please guy they all took turns shitting on for no…

The BDSM scenes really bothered me, because they reinforce the messed up Pythagorean-esque theorem a lot of dudes seem to have about women being sexually submissive: