Mister Ed

JAMES FRANCO EATS BABIES!

From now on I'm going to call you Jay-Quellan.

Who wants to hear about my hyper-violent, extremely erotic remake of Mr. Ed?

He certainly is going to be at that party, in the sense that I'll be watching an episode of Arrow while the party is going on in the background.

I got called in to work a double shift tomorrow. Some Jackhoffasaurus did a no-call-no-show that our boss is assuming is just an "I quit." So I get to go in and work 12 hours straight for very little money. On the plus side, this will mean there is no possible way for me to not get overtime this week, and I'll…

Birthdays!

I opened up to a therapist just once. I was a kid. I got into a fight.The doctor asked me question after question! Got me so scrambled up, next thing you know, I was shanghaied upstate to a nitwit school. You know what a nitwit school is? Yeah. Not just for nuts in the head, bodies, too. Back then, science was real…

He's seen a lot more DeCoteau than I have. Although it does not say much that Leeches! ranks that high.

FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

1. The next big thing in TV is going to be moving to a de facto auteur version of creation. TV can no longer afford to be bland, and so will have to have a specific artistic vision, even if that vision is something like Chuck Lorre's or Seth McFarland's. The days of coasting sitcoms like According to Jim and endless…

Did you slip in a mention to "Dean" magazine?

My god, I loved this episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. But I really have to single out Dennis, Dee, and Mac's reaction shots to Sudz. Those looks of confusion and disgust were so funny and well performed, they really made the case for why it has been a travesty that Sunny is always over looked.

We know we’re cool, and our customers know we’re cool, but the industry doesn’t get it yet.

I thought the take down of the stock sitcom female character was a little ironic considering that character was what Dee was originally written as.

No, that author is really is crazy-town banana pants, but completely sincere.

We all have to turn to different things to cope with The Paperboy…

Man, I love Rachel Bilson.

And here's a comment I just received on Huffington Post:

Once upon a time
I was lost, lost in a snackless land
Then I found a tasty little cracker
So exciting and oh so grand