Dads is possibly the worst TV show I have ever seen.

What is the penis-to-breasts ratio in Masters of Sex? That's the only appropriate way to gauge the quality of a premium cable series.

Brooklyn 99 is pretty good. I think it will only get better in sort of a Parks & Recreation-ish way. I wish it was a little more of a black comedy rather than a wacky workplace sitcom.

Okay, I just go off work which means I will soon be able to comment on all the new TV shows that aired tonight!

You know I wasn’t scripted to be in that episode. I just wandered on to set because Reginald VelJohnson owed me 40 dollars.

The closest I've noticed to a male gaze perspective was Felicity's brief training session, but she is really, really covered up in it, and they even seem to minimize her cleavage.

Arrow is not as blatant about its subtext as, say, Teen Wolf, but there are only so many shirtless exercising scenes you can watch without noticing the show is designed around the female gaze.

I know Glaz is going to be a total jerk and prove me wrong, but there is nothing so tedious and unenjoyable as an album where every single track is a love song.

Just so we all know what Arrow is really about…

Listen up you dumb cow-lickers. I love all you ignorant Sasquatch-fuckers so much. You are my best friends even if you are nothing more than rancid troglodytes.

Well, I have to prepare for season two! If you were following me on the twitters, you'd get to hear far, far, far to much about the Amell family. I like to pretend it is all ironic, but, let's be serious.

Of course I remember you. You are much missed.

I loved it. Monsters, asteroids, lots of people with guns! WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?

I desperately want another season. I was surprised how great this show was. It walked the fine line of throwing fucking crazy after fucking crazy at the audience, while somehow feeling like we were getting a very limited perspective on a larger coherent incident.

Is the one they keep secret… up?

Am I to assume Washington Irving's "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" does not exist in the universe of the show "Sleepy Hollow?"

For a week or two, and it is PISSING ALL OVER MY GLEE!

Damnit! Sleepy Hollow spoilers have invaded the internet! It's like Sharknado 2.0!

When does fantasy quidditch start?

You loath everything from Japan.