@avclub-16b30c64f09d2a66b1ff9c086efb9c45:disqus and I both really like Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

You can't make this comparison without telling us which Avengers character is which Happy Endings character!

Hannibal is adorable, isn't he? He's like a basket full of kittens!

What is this nonsense? A threesome is taking place, but it is not in the shower? Bu-whu?

"Do you remember when we started this mess, my heart was beating out of my chest for [Redacted]" 
aaaaaaaaaaaaand unfollowed.

My friend is making euphoric declarations of love on Twitter again… I'm going to try to ride it out without unfollowing…

I remember when Evil Jeff used to post here…

I have officially seen all 10 Halloween films. This particular film franchise seems to be pretty average as far as hits-to-misses. But the highs are extraordinarily high.

Well Maslany has not yet been asked to do a Leonard Nimoy impression yet…

I love the fact that Farscape took the audience surrogate character and made him completely insane. Not just for an episode, but for basically three seasons.

The Bunheads people love Orphan Black…

Seriously, I'm sorry Bongoes, but Hal Jordan is the worst. He combines the dullness of Barry Allen with the unlikability of Jason Todd.

A myriad of things. You can probably self-diagnose by watching lots of episodes of Hannibal.

No. There's only sex after love.

I love, love, love, love, love, love, love to an irrational extent The Headmen.

I also love Dr. Doom, Maximus, Mr. Sinister, Gorilla Grodd, Killer Frost, and Mystique.

True. Marvel sold the rights to both of its major non-Avengers teams to Fox a long time ago. Now I would really enjoy a movie about Sue raising Johnny and dating Reed in the years before they got powers. No one else would want to see that movie. A Malice/Invisible Woman vs. Psycho Man movie would be possible… AND…

Wonder Woman is a monstrously complex role to ask someone to play. She has to be a ruthless warrior, deeply compassionate, a member of royalty, a cunning and yet sincere diplomat. You need someone who can wear a swim suit and still look both threatening and respectable at the same time. The closest I've seen to…

This should be fairly obvious and fairly easy… it will never happen. If Warner Brothers owned Marvel, they would NEVER have made an Iron Man movie, and we know (in dollars no less) what a mistake that would have been. They would have stuck to Spider-Man and the X-Men, only.

I would argue that thanks to Marvel's foresight Storm, Jean Gray, and Susan Storm are almost, if not as, recognizable as Wonder Woman at this point. The last time Wonder Woman got any kind of mainstream push was Linda Carter's TV show. Since then she's just appeared in supporting roles on The Super Friends and Justice…

Blagh, blagh, blagh… ask me anything blagh, blagh, blagh…