Right. It's that, and not the fact that you're a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

I heard two guys at the gym Wednesday morning agree that Romney would have won if "Chris Christie hadn't gone all gay on Obama." I was proud to be an American that day, I tell you.

I heard two guys at the gym Wednesday morning agree that Romney would have won if "Chris Christie hadn't gone all gay on Obama." I was proud to be an American that day, I tell you.

Yeah, totally worth the extra money.

Yeah, totally worth the extra money.

Pop pop!

Pop pop!

Ugh, I just started reading it and I'm right there with you. All the characters are awful, whiny little assholes. Except for the ones who are cartoonish strawman liberals. It makes me want to bop Paul Ryan on the nose with a newspaper.

Ugh, I just started reading it and I'm right there with you. All the characters are awful, whiny little assholes. Except for the ones who are cartoonish strawman liberals. It makes me want to bop Paul Ryan on the nose with a newspaper.

I'm glad you told me that, because some of those negative reviews are damned hilarious. Thanks!

I'm glad you told me that, because some of those negative reviews are damned hilarious. Thanks!

I thought not restraining the captured enemy spy before telling him you plan to kill him was the stupidest thing. I actually assumed at first that it was a con—that they made him think they were going to kill him and let him escape so they could follow him back to the bad guy's lair. Then I realized that no, in fact,…

I thought not restraining the captured enemy spy before telling him you plan to kill him was the stupidest thing. I actually assumed at first that it was a con—that they made him think they were going to kill him and let him escape so they could follow him back to the bad guy's lair. Then I realized that no, in fact,…

I'd be pretty impressed if they actually had the balls to do it. The character is 19, I believe (she remembers Myles visiting when she was 4, and the blackout was 15 years ago) so it's not like it would be statutory. On the other hand, if bartering sex for medicine proves traumatic it could mean an entire episode of…

I'd be pretty impressed if they actually had the balls to do it. The character is 19, I believe (she remembers Myles visiting when she was 4, and the blackout was 15 years ago) so it's not like it would be statutory. On the other hand, if bartering sex for medicine proves traumatic it could mean an entire episode of…

I couldn't even get through the first one of those books. It was too much like fan fiction from a Ren Faire groupie, for some of the reasons you point out (really? In a year, you built a castle?). And it's pedantic of me, but the idea of a magical catastrophe that stops all electricity and combustion from working was…

I couldn't even get through the first one of those books. It was too much like fan fiction from a Ren Faire groupie, for some of the reasons you point out (really? In a year, you built a castle?). And it's pedantic of me, but the idea of a magical catastrophe that stops all electricity and combustion from working was…

And now he's a leg up.

And now he's a leg up.

Yeah, by the time Kaylee got shot, I figured they were all goners. It was really beautifully done, and one of the few cases I can think of where I really worried about what was going to happen to the characters.