'Let's do it for YANNI'!

Add 'And now the plot begins to dance' to the list of things I'd like to hear Sean Connery announce.

The Walking Dead is keeping Kevin Smith's career on tv alive with those sneak peaks, imho.

Dear Xenu,

Michael Wincott! RANDOM ROLES!!!

That's Prince pointing at his slice o' nightcap, Appollonia 6 - ALL 3 of 'em, ya'll!!!

I'VE BEEN TRYIN' SINCE '78!!!

Do your friends/Grammy fanamaniacs prefer Zombie Non-Fiction? Or do the leather bars give 'em a case of the been-there-done-that's.

I'm going back to Woodbury, stylin, profilin
Growlin, and smilin, while in the sun
The top is down, on the black Corvette
And it's fly, cause it's sittin on Dayton's

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that it is highly unlikely that there will be anyone in the 18-24 music buying demo watching the Grammys instead of the Walking Dead tonight.

*Kathy Griffin steps in between you two and hands you each a martini… and an ass grab.

Yes.

Shattered’s Callum Keith Rennie Kallenbach? The guy with a firecracker in his rectum?

harumph! 
*adjusts monocle.

Stanley, with the stars and you;
Stanley, and a rendezvous.
Your eyes held a message tender,
Saying, "I surrender all my love to you."

…and the award for Best Actor… CHANNING TATUM, G.I. JOE: RETALIATION!!!!

Is Fleetwod Mac n' Cheese still on the Hard Rock Cafe menu? I've heard Rumours that they discontinued it.

You know the Woodman tried throwin' the old moves on her on the set of 'To Rome with Love'.

This and no Bridesmaid sequel in the near future. Maya Rudolph must be really loving all blonde comediennes by now.

Will Grammy be waiting for me at the door, arms open with an apple pie bakin' in the oven?