I wonder if Jason Alexander's advanced baldness in the reunion spurred his decision to start donning a toupee. I saw him the other day on tv wearing it and nodded silently in approval while trying to scratch my scalp through my own.

I wonder if Jason Alexander's advanced baldness in the reunion spurred his decision to start donning a toupee. I saw him the other day on tv wearing it and nodded silently in approval while trying to scratch my scalp through my own.

I wonder if any white, smug, bespectacled dorks that yammer for eight minutes before getting to the point work in that office.

I wonder if any white, smug, bespectacled dorks that yammer for eight minutes before getting to the point work in that office.

If this were being made 20 years ago (1992), the cast would probably be the following:

If this were being made 20 years ago (1992), the cast would probably be the following:

I'm not guilty. *You're* the one that's guilty. The agents, the producers, the Japanese fans who thought 'Blade 3' was alright, all you who lobby against making torrents legal. Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition. You're the one who's guilty. I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no…

I'm not guilty. *You're* the one that's guilty. The agents, the producers, the Japanese fans who thought 'Blade 3' was alright, all you who lobby against making torrents legal. Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition. You're the one who's guilty. I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no…

Is dis one dem white people thangs?

Is dis one dem white people thangs?