Come on, Hoodwink. What kind of a fan can be truly dedicated to two different teams in the same league? That's sports bigamy, and it's immoral, unethical, illegal, irrational and anti-American. And just to be a completionist with my negating prefixes, I'll say its disingenuous, contra-indicated ,…

Asa Dye, the first legitimiate challenger to Loves Hot Dogs for the title of "Most Disturbing Avatar."

::golf clap::

No, he was thinking of T-Paine.

Zang. Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this dude is not only a half-wit but a total fraud. He's taking demagoguery to new heights.

Seriously. Even poor kids in Sierra Leone recieving free donated clothes from Unicef are wondering what the fuck is up with Glenn Beck.

Your comment belies your subject line. Don't sell yourself short, I'm sensing some really dark stuff within you. Let it flow!

They replaced Rush Limbaugh's radio show with Dennis Miller's radio show on the AM talk radio station where I live, I believe in a cost-cutting move. Miller is certainly a more palatable personality - he's more conciliatory, moderate, intelligent and varied, straying from politics into other cultural topics. But…

Good points Jr Exec… perhaps "alpha male" is inexact. The change in Walt is from passive victim to active, willing agent. But as for Jesse, I certainly see growth in him and potential for actual responsible citizenship. His growth began a very immature place so he's got a long way to go, and his poor, defensive…

Maybe we're in the minority, but my friends and I were all very excited for it and then very disappointed by it. I don't know how how much money it made or how it was recieved generally, but I didn't hear anything really positive about it in the popular culture channels. For me it was a plain old C grade flick,…

You know, I'm going to play the long odds and say that she avoids major scandals. There's so much money at stake, and the hard lessons of Britney and Lindsay et al are there to be learned. I say she goes to mainstream big-budget movies, never gets naked, gets coached to within an inch of her life just to make…

Great to hear that this is good! Seth Rogen has to be breathing a sigh of relief - if he put out third "meh" in a row (after Pineapple Express and Zack/Miri/Porno) he'd be risking his hard-earned "hot comedy asset" status.

If there's one thing that can put me into a teary-eyed emotional state, it's stories of the mistreatment/neglect/abuse of children. And that kid looked so much like my own son, the scenes with him in that squalor…ugh. I was feeling my throat clench.

Jesse is quickly becoming my favorite character on the show, and quite possibly could become the series' protagonist, or at least c0-protagonist with Walt. Walt's character has already undergone its major change, from a meek, walked-upon "good guy" to a bonafide morally compromised Alpha Male flush with power. He's…

The asian version of Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Both are utterly wonderful in that they give pedestrian thinkers like me the feeling, at least the illusion, of getting a toehold of a grasp on the issues of physics.

I think I would have started a cult. I want to start a cult.

You are indeed the "wiener."

Neophyte, to Parma: "Though I think I get the general gist of your message owing to the context and the familiar form, and it does have a certain snap to its rhythm, I don't have any "salts," none that I would want or ask anyone to smell; and I don't think I can come up with a reasonable substitute that perhaps…

Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit sniffing glue.

Louis, ohmygod, you are so right, it's like, come on, five more seconds and I'm done, you cruel motherfucking machine, I hate you.