I'm wondering, if the original Oreo was "too sweet" for those Godless bastards, how in the heck dipping it in freaking chocolate and adding layers of chocolate creme ended up being an improvement. Would that not be a sweeter cookie?

Chicks
When I first read it I assumed by "chicks" you meant women, not baby birds, thinking "that wouldn't be cute, that would be very bloody and crunchy."