Oh, his first name is BassistEvan? I wonder what instrument he plays. I hope it's drums.

Now I'm thinking about how cool it would be to behead a turkey with a lightsaber. They should hire Jedi at factory farms.

I heard that I, Claudius was the best British miniseries ever, but I wasn't that impressed. It was good but very flawed. Maybe I shouldn't hold this against it but the makeup was terrible. Half the people looked like Muppets when they got to old age. Also, it was all rather obvious. "Look, Caligula wanted to have sex…

Back… and to the left. Back… and to the left. Back… and to the left.

"Who it’s for: Hoopleheads and cocksuckers."

I can't get over how weird it is that Amazon's first two TV shows are named after the first two Greek letters.

Those ads with the moving mouths seriously disturb me.

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I feel like "cocksucking f@ggot" (thanks for making me look stupid when I talk about semiserious things, censorship!) is something that only someone who truly hates gays would say, so I'm inclined to believe his claim that he didn't say it.

Maybe it's because I'm extremely tired but I find it very hard to believe he said "cocksucking f@ggot". "Fathead" is also ridiculous but still much more plausible.

You are deceiving me, I know. See, I know.

That episode of The Tobolowsky Files was surprisingly moving to me. Maybe I just wasn't used to it since there hadn't been a new episode in like a year, but whoa.

I like this album a lot. Wait, is this a Seinfeld reference that I'm responding to incorrectly?

He's been saying for years that this is going to be his last acting gig. How dare you tell me things I already know!

Axe Cop - I haven't read much of the webcomic but I really like the show. Mr. Cop now says, "Let's make and kill bad guys!" which seems like a commentary on the war on terror. I think the adult writers of the show are inserting a lot of interesting perspective into all the childlike madness; it seems like they're…

I enjoyed Sarah Silverman's special, though it wasn't exactly a mindblowing gamechanger.

I love this show's realness. I particularly love it when female characters don't look like actresses.

Another B+ for the episode and a D- for Disqus for repeatedly logging me out.

Yes, I've noticed randomly shrinking text in several articles. It's pretty weird.

If I were the subject of one of these and at the top was an enormous picture of my face, I would be horrified.