No, I was lying. I'm sorry.

They should get the guys from the band Abe Vigoda. I'm sure there's enough experience and wrinkles between them that they can convincingly play one 80-year-old man.

Because the Internet belongs to lovers, because the Internet belongs to us.

Help, I'm a turtle and I can't get up!

Either that kazoo was goddamned hilarious or I'm just an idiot. Perhaps both!

The actress is Hayley McFarland: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm…

I really wish Treme could go on forever, but at least I only have one more year of getting outraged at the Emmys for completely ignoring one of the best shows on TV.

Whoa, so that's the point of that seat belt scene. My mind is blown. I should watch these movies more carefully.

I'm so sick of this predictability. If you hear a comedian bring up Germany, it's guaranteed they're going to make a joke about Nazis (which is the only defining characteristic of Germany, according to people who apparently think the Nazis won WWII). I'm not exactly a student of comedy, but isn't predictability the…

I thought the movie Cloud Atlas was great, but I don't think I'd like the book. The stories seemed to be very lacking in originality.

I was disappointed Nelson George Van Mueller Alden didn't kill O'Banion. I guess they feel the need to stay somewhat close to history at least when it concerns how people die, which is a little boring.

Babbette Baboon, Abba Zaba zoom.

Yeah, it's annoying how the link text looks almost the same as regular text.

Community grades for movies are completely useless. I assume the vast majority of people who click on "I saw this" are lying bastards.

Kevin Kline is old now? Huh.

Ignatiy's a guy. He was one of the critics on Roger Ebert's last show.

I think he's at least read criticisms of the book. A few people have written essays about how Ender's Game promotes fascism somehow.

Actually they're teenagers in this version, which makes a bit more sense. I had a hard time believing that all those kids were like 8 years old in the book, no matter how smart they were.

A few months.

400 million streams? Wow. I don't understand how that's possible, unless every viewer of K&P rewatches their skits 200 times.