Everything is blessed with Brian Better.

The audience was screaming like banshees being mauled by baboons during that episode of The Colbert Report. It was a bit distracting. I can only assume you were at fault.

I'm terribly disappointed.

Apparently, at Downton Abbey, trying to be unselfish is the worst decision you can make and it results in hurting everyone. It makes me wonder if Fellowes is an objectivist.

I am through with Damages, and now there isn't anything left. It's a pretty good show, but the last two seasons were overlooked because they weren't on a major network, but rather only available on a network that's only available on Direct Television (that's DirecTV's full name). Glenn Close was particularly great in…

I'm downright shocked to hear Conan say he can't stand to see a heavy person being taunted. Pretty much every monologue of his has a fat joke. I suppose it's different if the person isn't actually there, but it's bizarre that he's only fine with mocking people for their weight if it's behind their back or through…

The Mental Illness Happy Hour is great and Paul Gilmartin is great and the episode with Maria Bamfoo is great, but good golly, it really pisses me off when Americans (particularly comedians) hear about Germany and the first thing that comes to their minds is WWII. Intense depths of ignorance are required if the only…

I'm a few months late so no one's going to read this, but… How could Patty be on the Supreme Court? Her home and office are both still in New York, unless the epilogue took place in Washington and Ellen just happened to be visiting there (or she moved there for some reason).

I'm a few months late so no one's going to read this, but… How could Patty be on the Supreme Court? Her home and office are both still in New York, unless the epilogue took place in Washington and Ellen just happened to be visiting there (or she moved there for some reason).

I like Alexandre Desplat's name because if you pronounce it wrong it's like deSPLAT! Hee hee.

Honestly, a ninja is the last person you should trust.

@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus Only if the hammer is circumcised.

This reminds me, I have some pencils that need sharpening.

It is confirmed: Stephen Colbert has always liked taking off his glasses for comically dramatic effect.

Huh. I thought he was gay.

More like Upton Abbey!

The upper class nauseates me, and I think all that talk about noblesse oblige, while it has a little truth to it, is just something they tell themselves so they don't have to think too hard. I don't like any of the aristocratic characters and can only stand them by following their lead and not thinking too hard about…

"Neve Campbell investigates an Amish murder, not two Amish murders, but a string of Amish murders" …what?

Thanks, Mars Volta.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.