Meh.

"You can't have my chicken! How will we wake up in the morning?"

I wonder how many Quentins Tarantino there are.

I don't know where those snowmen are from but they seem awfully pleased with themselves.

I don't know where those snowmen are from but they seem awfully pleased with themselves.

Yeah, that autoplaying video is a huge pain in the ass. I'm surprised more people aren't complaining about it.

Yeah, that autoplaying video is a huge pain in the ass. I'm surprised more people aren't complaining about it.

Well, now that this is the appropriate time, I can repeat my comment from the previous article: Hey, what about Damages? That was on this year. Did season 5 completely suck, or does it just not count since it's not on a real network?

Well, now that this is the appropriate time, I can repeat my comment from the previous article: Hey, what about Damages? That was on this year. Did season 5 completely suck, or does it just not count since it's not on a real network?

"Come on, I swear it's not too late to stuff this kid back up your vagina!"

"Come on, I swear it's not too late to stuff this kid back up your vagina!"

Oh. Weird how it says "part one" right there in the title and I didn't even see it until you pointed that out.

Oh. Weird how it says "part one" right there in the title and I didn't even see it until you pointed that out.

Boorman being the father was so obvious that I was surprised they actually went through with it. Meanwhile, I was completely caught off guard by Chris not being the dead one. It was really convoluted how Ellen was tricked into thinking it was him. (Why were he and Boorman wearing the same clothes anyway?) I actually…

Hey, what about Damages? That was on this year. Did season 5 completely suck, or does it just not count since it's not on a real network?

Hey, what about Damages? That was on this year. Did season 5 completely suck, or does it just not count since it's not on a real network?

I gave them all a quick look-over.

I gave them all a quick look-over.

This makes me wish I watched more TV.

This makes me wish I watched more TV.