Do I hate-watch another 12 hours of my life away? I could. I could also punch myself in the balls. It's a coin-flip.

Because Massholes are the absolute worst. Sub-human really.

Does Megan's CH character give Nick as much blood as she gives me? Sweet, sweet cripple butt-play.

You are SO much better than white people. It's really obvious, mostly through your special relationships with Batman and Spider-man.