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To poison her or to get stool samples?

Don't call that chef "lifesaver"; call him "shithead.".

It must have been cold in 1957.

If you want Christina Hendricks boobies, get into a car with airbags and crash head-on into a wall.

"Hell Is For Children"

Yeah, that was a real curveball, kinda like a tie-dyed ball of hashish rolling down Lombard Street toward a cable car full of homosexuals.

He's got a face for pirate radio.

Stark Brother Who I Thought Was The Same Guy As Other Stark Brother

Please, A.V. Club… give BonerTime a little adjunct review at the end to give a little nudity recap for each episode (tassle-fu, clamp-fu, etc.)

His "bare pole" made the comment.

When is a door not ajar?

Come you masters of sex
You that bare all the boobs
You that have the big boners
You that pick up strangers at bars
You that peep through the blinds
You that fondle under desks
I just want you to know
I can hear when you fap

Gordon "Jump" Ramsay

I like it, but I can't really put into words why I like it.

"I'll gladly pay you today for a hamburger today."

Just re-cast Jason Momoa. Or his Samoan non-union equivalent, Jason Samoa.

Macy's? More like MAY CEASE TO EXIST.

Looking back at the series, it's a shame Gomie and Lydia were never an item, because the shippers would dub them Stevia.

I would find waiting impossible because I know the internet and just looking at Google News is gonna have some article like "OMIGOD SKYLER DIED LAST NIGHT"