He is a Modell, you know what I mean. He does his little turn on the catwalk of your mind.

@kirivinokur:disqus Is that Brian Eno cover available on iTunes?

*goes back to bed*

What if this guy got sprayed by like 5 grape sodas right now?

No, that happened during the Detroit Pistons gangbang of 1997.

And she distracted Guy Ritchie from making two or three more movies.

"I'm wearing Haines right now."

Now do it was as Kenny G!

"Melancholy used to be my playground."

MGMTs, bitch!

It's almost like he's traveled through some sort of celestial entrance.

The N Word L Word

I have nothing to say about this review, except that the picture of Spader kneeling on the seal makes my knees hurt.

Why was 7 afraid of 5?

I still like my coffee black.

*Jon Peters jerks off festively*

If it makes you feel any better, I just got my pilot's license.

Bill: About two minutes, just long enough for me to finish my point. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a…

"You stole my syrup, you drunk asshole."

Don't think about why your butt is sore.