And 72% of tax audits.

This calls for a "Your mom" joke.

The helicopter sound effect still gives me nightmares.

Is that a euphemism for anal sex?

Make sure your legal team references the landmark decision in Captain Dada vs. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Doctor: Did you hear what I just said?
True Pud: Cancer. Inoperable. You've got…  apple sauce… on your shirt.

They want it so bad they can taste it! Galattica! GALATTICA! GALATTICA!

it is?

…And that's why you always pull out before you cum.

It's a sex thing. Helps fellatio.

Jenna Elfman, alternate universe movie star

The veins on his penis are "buggin' out".

Or Paul from the Diamond Center?

Along with his cameraman, Luis.

"Look, I like to masturbate in a closed room while people are waiting for pie to cool."

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No, Breaking Bad.

If you wanted to have sex with an Aztec, you should have been Hernán Cortés.

Mark Wahlberg is such a Antiques Road Show-Off.

It was almost like they refreshed the band, much like you would do with a traditional Mexican soup made with beef stomach (tripe) and hominy in a clear broth or with a red chili base.