Let me tell you something, I served my country. I played high school
football. Four touchdowns in one game, yet I'm not exempt of state and
federal taxes. Is this how you treat us heroes?

In your face Missouri! 

@apemeat:disqus we need you here to somehow download this and offer a link

Instant Classic. My new favorite episode with Contemporary American Poultry as the new runner-up.

All these McDonald's ads targeted at black people seem so fucking insidious.

The Nivea ad is straight up despicable racism, this BK thing pales in comparison.

Two Words; Jerk Off

Once again, the conservative, oats-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

Hey I'm getting Jarritos ads too, as the other Mexican on AVC I smell a conspiracy.

Who the hell do you think you are, Harvey Weinstein?

As long as JLH is willing to show us a ton of cleavage I'd be interested in seeing a Can't Hardly Wait Pt 2.

This is a British Onion knockoff right? Please don't tell me that article was real

Yeah fuck that American Pie series with it's tired tropes and utter lack of creativity, it's not cutting edge brilliance like on exhibit at The Office right now.

That sandwich was fucking glorious!

I know. I'm like don't look, don't look, don't look… err someone mentioned shooting blacks, wtf!?!

McDonald's seems to be going out of it's way to show black folks on TV enjoying their products. Part of me likes this as a progressive who is glad to see more diverse people on commercials but part of me suspects someone is blacking it up out of spite or they have some secret agenda.

If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you

I always fancied myself quite the misogynist asshole, I ain't got nothing on Aronsohn.

That is some read.

Special guest Sean Penn. God what an obnoxious asswipe.