I hope Keith gets into sports radio. I agree with most of his political points but I really like his opinions on baseball and sports in general. This whole thing pisses me off, I love Keith Olbermann and wish him well.

Hazel is hilarious! Or maybe I just like to leer at Kristen Schaal

Get rid of Hazel's blazer, keep her in that red bra from now on

I was waiting for that reveal. Kelsey as Mayor McCheese would've been awesome

That's so Rabin!

I wish these little bastards would get in black face, wear hoodies, and walk around a Florida neighborhood.

You eat the cat poop!

If this is true than racist or not Zimmerman was right to shot through that bastards chest and everyone should rejoice that a criminal got exterminated. In actuality its probably way more complicated and both sides are equally responsible.

The cops are always the bad guys that goes without saying.

Whoa whoa whoa. MJ was a closer who won titles and made NYC his bitch on the regular. Sure Reggie made NYC his bitch but dude never finished top ten in MVP voting and only made the all-NBA team like 3 times and zero titles. The guy was incredibly overrated unless your some kind of casual fan who judges everything by…

Surprisingly, Yes.

That should be on the back of the book jacket.

Can we just make up our own titles nowadays? Can I be Lieutenant Commander?

I would technically be considered a 'white' Hispanic. I believe this is somebody who is half Caucasian and half mexican/dominican/puerto rican/cuban etc. but identifies culturally as Hispanic. Zimmerman probably has one white parent but he culturally identifies with other Hispanics - this is very common nowadays and…

Jonah: Bless me Father for I have sinned.

-Arizona Congressman

I am a pug?

We here in Arizona take pride in raising the bar to extreme levels. You know our state legislature is still stuck on the whole "birther" bullshit and getting guns in the hands of elementary school teachers.

Bully has become the effeminate guy who, for whatever reason, decided to join the Navy.

Beth Ditto is the new Samantha!