This movie looks like it sucks (no spoiler tag needed I guess)

I call bullshit on the Maxim thing! Anyone can get Kingsley anywhere as long as the money is good, craft services has doggy bags, and you give a per diem for other meals.

That sounds god damn awful, thanks for the report.

I know this is a story that can create a lot of hyperbole but let's not get crazy. Sarah Palin IS the dumbest person on the planet.

Well drown it then. You or your bitch can always squeeze out another.

"Almost a decade later I found myself in a similar catatonic state, having just watched the penultimate RHOBH season two episode"

Exactly. Thank You for this comment.

The only 'loss' here is that of the readerships time and the writers dignity.

You up for a buddy cop movie with David Cross and the dog from Frasier?? Pay could fill a brinks truck AND the craft services is going to be amazing.

We should all pitch in on buying her an 8ball to celebrate her recovery and maturity.

Rabin just gave a masters class in writing a lengthy piece covering a vapid subject in an interesting way. Take not junior AVC scribes.

They sat together most days draped in velvet

The video has been pushed downed the memory hole by Yum Brands! but I remember this commercial: here is an article that confirms it http://tinyurl.com/82d3brs

thanks for the fucking night terrors!

I watch Judge Judy every single day, it's a hilarious commentary on gen-y in all their douchy glory.

Wrestling and two of the worst shows on Comedy Central are all in the top 10???

That's so Rabin! (gay panic, mpdg, jellybeans)

Were all going to get laid!

No need for a response it would be entirely misinformed and filled with inaccuracies.

I like to call Jezebel "Yammering Cunts"