Logical extension
Who better to run this joint than the woman who brought you a sad deranged serial killer.

He used to be funny and occasionally insightful. He's stopped being both. Now he makes Rush Hour 3 level Hu/Who Jintao jokes. Without the fog of clever jokes, his Cheetos Institute drivel gets unbearable.

His fan site I should have said.

Why not ask the man?
It's on his site.
http://www.thomaspynchon.co…
See: Cover Art by Maui, Hawaii Artist Darshan Zenith

You can get a taste in Joe Queenan's Malcontents.

Uncle Dynamite
AKA Frederick Altamont Cornwallis Twistleton, 5th Earl of Ickenham AKA Uncle Fred. Pick it all up, you'll have a good time. He's a wackier version of Galahad.

The whiny kid sounds T-Pain level autotuned. If they did that to the growly one, that would be funnier.

Gangsta beatdown
This from Vikram Chandra's Sacred Games which is rumored to get a movie treatment soon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…