YESSSS, i read all the Wayside School books as a kid. But that kind of slightly absurd humor/story telling straddles mainstream kids stuff from the '90s as well, like Animaniacs and Garfield.

I'm gonna depart. On time.

I was wondering the same thing myself. Maybe it's a 2 hour slow mo of birds flying through airplane engines during testing

Yeah, I didn't watch Dazed and Confused until later in life but had high hopes for it based on its reputation but was kind of disappointed. There were funny parts but not like, overwhelming or great overall. As a whole I thought it was pretty middling. I chalked it up to not having been a teenager in the 1970s.

$10 Old Crow never lets me down.

Old Crow is actually my standby bourbon. It's $10 a bottle around here. In the winter I drink bourbon quite a bit so it's a very economical, decent tasting choice for Manhattans and Old Fashioneds.

I bought the original cast recording two months ago and have been listening to it ever since. I think it's certified platinum.

I legitimately remember seeing Baja Men on Jay Leno like in the late 1990s and he was like "so you're working on a new album" and I remember even my fairly uncritical/naive mind at the time laughing out loud at the idea that they were trying to make additional music and that they were being asked about it in a semi…

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We can drive it home!

Yeah this seems funny to say but I think the very well produced and extensively researched 10 hour OJ Simpson documentary would have probably included something about that had there been any actual truth to it. Maybe somewhere in between the parts where OJ runs through an airport.

Yesterday's nü-metal fans are today's Trump supporters.

Apparently in Michigan they used to hang out on the boat singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long …

If you are Ashton Kutcher - tell me which Iowa City bar you're more likely to get cocaine. The Union or SpoCo?

I'm fine with Barack not using the words, and i'm fine with Hillary using them sparingly. I don't think politicians need to tiptoe around words that don't really mean anything, when there is some justification for saying that Radical Islam (a perverted, not real form of Islam that a vocal but small minority (a…

WRONG CHICAGOLAND SUBURBAN GEOGRAPHIC SEGMENT, ROOK

Whew, thank goodness you posted this comment in an AV Club article. I'm sure the proper authorities will see it and realize they've been wrong all along …

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This is my office. If you'll follow the line on the floor, it will lead you through my office and back out the door. This concludes the tour.

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