Don't feel bad - I go to a progressive real church , and I feel like the same large chunk of the country that subscribes to the conservative brand of religiousity feels the exact same way about me.

I just looked it up. Tebow scored a 22 on a 50 point scale. Not amazing, but certainly not an 8. I'm no fan of the quarterback, but let's at least not make shit up about him.

Hey, EIDan - don't be a dick.

Not gonna lie, I particularly enjoyed season three and season four because of the returned and much hotter (yet still underage in the story but 18 in real life!) version of Kaitlan Cooper … it was about the only saving grace of season three.

Actually, Marissa was the vodka swiller. Kirsten always had a glass of wine in her hand. It got to the point where anytime I saw Kirsten with the glass, I thought of the Simpsons move to Cypress Creek and Marges "drinking," and the pan shot they show of Marge in the kitchen with a glass of wine in her hand and the…

I like to think that my relationship with my wife is similar to Sandy and Kirsten's, except my wife is not a big drinker, thankfully, and her father is not some unethical louse who shacks up with a hot unethical neighbor lady.

I want them to just do away with all the "KRISTIN WIG PLAYS A WIERD LADY" sketches.

Just like Al Jolsen.

I'd like to hear something about what China thinks about his role as "Laurie" in Little Women.

Here's all I have to say right now:

I'm about as old as you Girard, and the thing I remember about seeing Matrix Reloaded (also with old high school friends and a bunch of other kids from my hometown) was that I became instantly smitten with some girl who was at that movie and only a senior in high school at the time.

@ NotJohnHubinger

You know a really good Simpsons line when you can hear it in your mind exactly as it sounded on TV. Here are a few more:

I have to say, I get a little weird feeling at the line:

ElDan will be here all week folks.

*tackles thief wearing Easy E shirt and beats him to a pulp*

Agreed. I got to put a Billy Martin quote in an an email I sent out last week, and I hoped a lot of recipients heard Larry David say "Bill Martin" while reading it.

I'd like to know how they came up with something called "The Policeman's Benevolence Association," and how that ridiculous-sounding organization could have an orchestra, let alone a full-time maestro.

I've always wished that "Eye On Springfield" would return … especially the theme song, what with all the boobs and such.

They're also for wearing while having sex.