Newsflash: My iPhone contains both Arcade Fire and Motley Crue, and both are listened to fairly regularly.

I'd like to visit the deaf naked groupies store some day myself.

My mom, on the other hand, was the Baby Boomer who wanted nothing more than to marry some dude and be a stay-at-home mom.

If Seinfeld would have taken place in the early 1900s in the Midwest, there could have been a party line where the gang would talk to each other over the phone with other people perhaps listening in … think of the hilarious consequences!

And running convenience stores amirite amirite?

I never thought there was anything involved that actually included Jerry - just that Watley and the hygenist did it in the office in front of him. I think I felt that they must have done it so vigorously and close to Jerry that his shirt managed to get untucked.

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After reading this, I genuinely feel like I could be bros with both of them. Good bros too.

That's the first thing i thought of when I saw his face.

I too was a freshman in college during the fall of 2001, and "BECAUSE I GOT HIGH" played on my floor about every other day.

This was me too, except I called my aunt because my uncle often used the Newark - San Fran flight 93 to get home from the east coast. I obviously called my parents too, but I was really really worried about my uncle.

I encourage more AV Club commentators to promote inter-service rivalries on these threads.

My favorite use of song in Mad Men was also the most expensive song that they used - The Rolling Stones' "Satisfaction" as Draper puts on his shades and walks down the streeta way from the health club.

I think George just ate it wrong. He did the trash pick up and first bite in one motion, which means that anyone who saw him remove it from the trash would see him immediately take a bite of said trash.

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

The ambush of the Bennet foot soldiers during the Bennet ambush (and all the obvious killing by Boyd's men) makes me think again about what might happen in the aftermath of a real-life criminal gang vs. criminal gang shootout.

Actually, being a minion of Gozer pays a little less than minimum wage, what with the dues to the higher Gozerians up the chain, protection payments to both the Babalonian police force (to keep you from going to jail) and to the statue dog keepers who help guard the compounds from the Giant Slore.

Does anyone feel like Ava's sexy level went up about 10,000 just by shacking up with Boyd?

All hail Kurt Williams, Seinfeld future-see-er extroadinaire.

Farbman is everything you want him to be - architect, furniture designer, in the passenger seat of your car, etc.