I'm missing Conan, especially today. I was driving into work and decided to listen to Cheap Trick's Surrender. I think it's the first time since his last show that I've listened to it, and all I could think of was the beautiful montage of Conan running across the country and I got all Conany.

Oh man - I can still remember scads of TV jingles from my youth. And because I now live in Chicago, there are new ones to learn:

When I have a son who's of age to talk to about how to get girls, I will tell him that he must remain supremely confident, aloof, and quiet around any girl he wants to bone. Do not chatter incessantly (this will lead to the kiss of friendship (death)), do not make small talk, and do not act like you are at all…

One of the designers I work with remarked to me a few years ago that in about 95 percent of all the man on the street interviews, someone is a systems analyst.

@Campbell - no truer words have ever been spoken.

"You, Strawberry - Hit a Home Run!"

And the whole gang is just a little bit racist for making fun of an Asian name for en entire episode.

@Rev - I agree.

Any day now his housekeeper will run across three binders titled: "How I rigged the Miss America pageant," volumes I, II & III.

Love Bites.

I'm not a tad embarrassed to say that NFG was something of a guilty pleasure for me in college.

I'll take Kid Rock any day over Limp Bizkit, Creed or Nickelback. Hey may suck, but the other three suck 10 times worse than him.

Gay? I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem!

damn these North Haverbrook internets!

I recently saw a movie - "The Net" … starring that girl from "The Bus" … and I realized, it really wasn't that far fetched.

Sex Lies and Videotape?
I didn't realize that was their first mainstream success …

Speaking of "Lookit these dumb hicks," one of the best examples of that is the awesome Buzz Bissinger high school football vehicle Friday Night Lights.

"SO THE COPS KNEW INTERNAL AFFAIRS WAS SETTING THEM UP!?"

People don't want to listen to reasonable people.

I watched this movie once as a sophomore in college over Christmas break with a girl that I was hoping to "hook up" with … unfortunately, I didn't know anything about hooking up at the time.