It's gotta be shown in mother fucking "FUCKIT-D!"

Sometimes he'll land almost right on top of the control tower but they don't even see him, and then the control tower boss takes full responsibility and apologizes in person to the FAA control tower Czar, who is extremely unforgiving, despite accepting the apology.

Notable sitcom household tragedies:

"Stuart drives a comfortable car (There's usually someone in the trunk)"

Actually, Taylor Swift in that photo looks like Mary Kay Letourneau. Anyone else see that?

LLanley's a regular guy with a commercial pilots license. However, the class action suits brought on by the citizens of Springfield, Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook have left me penniless. Therefore, I had to sell my plane.

unequivocally, yes.

That was Sufjan Stevens' romanticizing, not mine (I mean, he came up with the name of the song, and wrote it …not me).

I'm from the Midwest …
And I'd like to see a miniseries on the Blackhawk War. It would introduce America to quaint little towns like Galena, Dixon and Elizabeth, Ill.; colorful characters like Chief Blackhawk and William Henry Harrison (he died in 30 days); and unique/bloody landmarks such as the Apple River Fort and…

Tracy: "Why don't your teeth glow in the dark, Kenneth?"
Kenneth: "I don't know - ask the man who whittled them for me!" :)

I feel like I wrote these episode because of these points:

They should have James Franco in a musical called:

COOORY!

And how did Keith Phipps drop the name "French Lick, Indiana" without mentioning that it is also Larry Bird's hometown!? I thought that was common knowledge.

@HipsterDBag - why is that surprising?

"Night Moves" and Bob Seger in general were also mentioned multiple times on the television show "The OC," which obviously defined the pop culture decade.

I ain't southern, and neither is Bob Seger. Dawg is from fuckin' Detroit.

I ain't southern, and neither is Bob Seger. Dawg is from fuckin' Detroit.

Poochie the dog pitching for Jeep:

Larry Coker could also muster his players to run across the field with a helmet in their outstretched hand to clonk the head of an opposing player: