Not in here Mister; this is a Mercedes!

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
is the number one search on Google in the past 12 or so hours:

@bullshit_caller_party_pooper

Actually, Dan Aykroyd stole the plot from Leni Riefenstahl's "Juden Geist Kampfers," a wacky movie about three Nazi scientists who hunt the ghosts of Jews.

"The trees? I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues and I'm asking you sir at the top of my lungs!"

Mayor Quimby even let out Sideshow Bob, a man in jail for attempted murder. Can you really trust Joe Quimby?

Will it be as popular as the Itchy and Scratchy movie?

Isn't there anyone else at the AV Club with at least a closeted love of The OC? At least in the first season, before it started meandering and going downhill with Marissa and all that junk.

It's all geographical:

I want to see more of Trudy in cute outfits and hats.

and @Phipps - I half-expected Sal to be having sex in the art room.

Dangit.

@ Lexicondevil

Maybe Lee Lucky Strikes Jr. will die of lung cancer next season and they can bring Sal back with Open Arms (the journey song) playing in the background.

@ Wreaphae - yes it was. Even during the first season you could tell that Sterling Cooper, as it was, was a dinosaur and not fit to last into the 70s the way it was operating.

Best line of the night …
MY MOTHER DOESN'T HATE YOU; SHE'S "NEUTRAL!"

And you'd certainly need to know a thing or two about being an ER doc to be able to be a (bad) Army trauma surgeon.

@ Willmmmm

Yes, but the Joy of Painting lives on through many public television channels. He died in 1995, I believe.

Bob Ross is very comforting. I used to DVR any new ones that came on. Nothing reminds me of fall like a Bob Ross painting … sweet memories!