You're a fatty.

Only he doesn't.  What do you expect him to say "I have no clue where to go with this?".  That's writer bs 101.  Go lose some weight.

She needs a tit job.

She would be hotter if she had breast implants.

Lena Dunham would be so much hotter if she had breast implants.

spray fart

I'm pretty sure the writers have no idea how to end this series.

They need to have Erik Harris and Dylan Klebold shoot up "Regionals".  Or at least have the cast lose some legs from a bomb at a marathon (well i guess the wheelchair gimp would be safe from that at least).  This is one of the worst things on television.

A) The show Dexter is a turd
B) This show is what happens when someone eats that turd and then poops it out onto network TV.

:)

One time I farted and blood came out.  It was slightly more pleasant than the wet strings of words that tumble out of the mouths of Gilmore Girl characters like stillborn babies.

Any guy who watches this show has never had sex with a truly pretty girl.

I hate this episode more than I hate asian people.  On that note why are there no male asian porn stars in american porn?  I would think it is because of a cultural taboo but there are so many female asian porn stars! Yet absolutely no male asian ones.

Ticklepants you actually cried?  It was just some sentimental music overlaid over a string of longing looks and kisses.  There was no realistic build up or good reason to care.  It is funny how easily music can manipulate the viewer's emotions.

Getting to be with them in their last episodes kind of makes up for the fact that you didn't go to your prom. :D

Uhhh you know these are fictional characters right?  Stop obsessing over imaginary relationships between imaginary characters, lower your standards, and find a significant other that isn't picky.

The writing in your post is terrible and repetitive.  I imagine your novel would make some fine toilet paper though.  I bet you have a drug/alcohol problem.

You should all learn to practice portion control.