I hope
that photo of The Rock stays on the Recycler for all eternity

Good job!
One of the most creative O'Neal news posts in a while! Ya finally made it, kid

Oh Lord. I don't think he's an awful actor, but he's definitely (from what I've seen) not versatile enough to play anyone outside the womanizing, quick-witted, not-really-sure-of-himself-but-still-cute charmer he's played his entire life.

yeah, right? Who is this asshole bashing Shrek?

Just saw Cars for the first tim
Thought I should…but damn, it was incredibly mediocre. Not used to that with Pixar films

With the amount of money Showtime and Hall is making off this show, don't count on it. TV shows never know when to call it quits, which is why many of them, including this one, go to shit in about the fifth season.

Well I like to just heat up my peanut butter a little bit, not TOO much, then drop some on my tits.

Oh, I also only use the natural JIF peanut butter, although I'll settle for the Smart Balance PB. And only creamy. I can't do the cheap, non-organic PB anymore, it just tastes off. But is that JIF PB really organic? How did they get those nuts out? I know they messed with that shit…all that palm olive oil

I used to have a problem with the jelly spilling out, but I fixed it by making sure none reaches the edges during the spreading. Keep it mostly in the middle, and just squish it enough to help it inch its way to the edges. It works, somehow

I do believe that is the nutty bread I referred to , sir.

I've tried every kind of jelly, even apple and apricot and shit, but I gotta say that strawberry is still my fave. I really like blackberry too, but it makes for a really foreign-tasting PBJ.

LOL…it took me a minute to realize what you meant. I meant to say that the PB is on each side of the Jelly. Although your idea sounds intriguing…I'd need a fork and knife though

How do you make your PBJ's?
I feel like I've actually had this debate several times. I like more PB than J, but the quantity is just as important as the ratio. I like A LOT of PB and J, but not so much that I can't fucking chew it. I also weird people out because I put the PB on both sides of the bread. Try it, you'll…

I had the volcano one, where the cars would shoot up through its opening. I had more fun just sending them down the ramp and crashing them into each other though, I was a strange child…

The Nashville soundtrack!!!

ah shit,
My mom just bought me one of these things too….fucking corporate yuppies, why do they care if I film Rhianna on stage and sending it to my fucking friends?

YES!
God I fucking loved that show

Fucking Fridays just aren't the same anymore, now that's school's out

you got the BITCH part right! Oh shit! Oh snaaaap! OOOHHHHH….

Ah, euphoria.