Friday can't come soon enough!

I'm totally on board with everything in that headline

Oh thank GOD. I first read "Seth MacFarlane taking over" and just about fainted.

Replying once again (didn't see this beforehand) with the same exact answer: I realize the morals are fucked. They are, as I said, intrinsically tied to Bella's newfound powers. And I will note, AGAIN, moralizing in this instance is absolutely useless. All you've done is point out a simple fact we can all recognize.…

Didn't Emily Haines do the vocals for Anthems?

"I swear it: I don't find Jake Gyllenhaal the slightest bit attractive."

Winning points at the AV Club: my life goal.

Ah, moralising over fucking Twilight. It doesn't get much easier than that these days, as just about any blog can regurgitate the same banal argument over and over. Yes, I realize everything you wrote. And yes, that's fucked up. AND  call me crazy, but I've never really much cared. Everything you wrote has pretty much…

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part II (a surprisingly good/hilarious B-movie) was better than the mind-numbingly unfunny Ted (an unsurprisingly horrible movie for junior-highers made my Seth MacFarlane).

Where's the "Thomas Jane is Gay for This Sandwich" Sandwich?

WHEW!

Scissor Sisters, you just like anything scandalous!

Yeah, that's what made me think he was the Lebowski. Durning and David Huddleston are dead ringers of each other

Yeah, that's what made me think he was the Lebowski. Durning and David Huddleston are dead ringers of each other

I was convinced Durning was the Big Lebowski.

I was convinced Durning was the Big Lebowski.

It's as racist as something like The Help—which isn't racist at all. They're both just completely fucking irresponsible in their depiction of races other than white people (and both were written by white people! go figure). Every Iranian character in Argo  either looks angry or scared or in awe of Tony's storyboard…

It's as racist as something like The Help—which isn't racist at all. They're both just completely fucking irresponsible in their depiction of races other than white people (and both were written by white people! go figure). Every Iranian character in Argo  either looks angry or scared or in awe of Tony's storyboard…

I was going to praise Scott Tobias for calling Argo "Overrated", but then he ended up calling it a "good movie."

I was going to praise Scott Tobias for calling Argo "Overrated", but then he ended up calling it a "good movie."