I swear…
If this isn't the first comment, I'll kill myself.

I know…I read all the way to the bottom of this, for some reason. But I like how you bashed everyone for talking about umbrellas…and then proceeded to talk about your umbrella (sarcastically?). I, on the other hand, have no opinions on umbrellas.

^ LOL totes

ur dum

Some poor bastards will do anything for their 15 minutes of fame

Miley, wtfuck. I called you like three times about doing a collab

Are you asking when my next single will drop?

You wouldn't have guessed it, but…
Over the Top is my favorite movie, like EVER

Oh thank GAWD
this show isn't on Friday nights, otherwise I'd havta miss it!

Thank you
so much.