i have nothing to say about bush or foxx
I am simply here to express my deep and abiding love for the people making D&D jokes.

i have never seen this movie
I feel I should, since it's impossible to tell whether it's actually good or just overrated based on the blase, cooler-than-thou comments on this post. On the one side, hipster douchebags claiming it's overrated and that giving it an A is predictable; on the other, hipster douchebags…

fuck
I didn't mean to post that twice. I'm drunk.

watoosie
You're my hero.

watoosie
You're my hero.

onlygirlphilosopher
I'm with you. Fuck Nirvana.

winebot gets my hate
Just for claiming to be a writer and that posting on internet message boards helps with the writing. You are quite possibly as full of shit as O'Reilly is, you pretentious twat.

captain caveman
I'm at work, actually, but thanks for the sarcasm.

completely off-topic
But is it really necessary to have THREE animated ads for House on one fucking page? I like the show, but this kind of affront to my eyes makes me want to not watch it out of spite.

i kinda want to punch chuck in the face
theonlygirlphilosopher: Who'd Jack the Ripper turn out to be? What was the book called?

well done
Kudos on vividly communicating the soul-crushing horror you must have felt watching this thing.

lobsters
The phrase 'self-fulfilling prophecy' comes to mind.

Lobsters
It was Blur and Oasis.

singled out
Oh god, I remember that show. I'm embarrassed to admit I watched it. And enjoyed it. That said, I still don't think it's anywhere near as wretched as the dreck described in this column.

Is your name actually Tomas Cruzando?
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, but it did.

blinky
I have to admit, your first question made me laugh.

oh shit, karl!
I hope he's okay.

i can't believe it
40 comments and no one has yet pointed out that the article says "at you're leisure"? You're slipping, folks.

man…
I am really behind on my Jason Statham B-movies. I didn't realise he was about to release another one.

what?
That fugly little gnome is still making music?