The examples he gave where either him blaming the game for his own rock bottom incompetence (the only way it would be possible to accidentally somersault into the guard instead of just meleeing him would be if you mashed the pad with your fist. I checked. That is his fault), or his downright stupid attacks on the game…

Judging by the last game, 2.5 million players.

Or, given that it is intuitive for damn near every other reviewer, and Beta tester, a problem with your brain. So the question is, did the 500,000 people who played the Beta simply ignore the controls, or did they find them fine and the problem is you suck, and shouldn't blame the game for whats your fault?

Despite Drake having leaped off a higher height to land in water and be completely fine, what, 3 times already in the series? He knows it would work, he's leaped off taller buildings. I hate to tell you this, but real world physics doesn't count in an action movie, so they don't count in Uncharted.

You may have noticed that Batman doesn't use a gun, whereas Drake does. This is important because it tells you what the focus of the combat is. Arkham City has a n extremely cut down fighting system whereas Uncharted is a shooter with a pretty good melee system.

You mean the one who then swam away and you can fucking see getting to land you complete moron? (You can see it in the game if you bother to look, there is no doubt that he is fine)

What the fuck is wrong with your head? "You know what, I fucking hate cover, I think I won't use it for Gears - what the fuck, I just died this game is Bullshit". "You know, I wanna try playing this Mario game like Sonic, so I'm going to go fast enough and the other guys should die - the fuck? I died? How is that fair"

And come to that, when are the current Russian government going to formally apologise for the brutal killing of all those Nazis?

Do you have any fucking clue what a serial killer actually is? Heres a hint - when you're killing genocidal career killers who are currently trying to kill you, it doesn't make you a serial killer, it makes you the damn hero.