Bang-azi, A XXX Parody

She's the sparkly vampire of zombies.

Maybe because they weren't supposed to be Mexicans.

The secret of the Eraserhead baby: he used a rabbit.

Dude, it's tae kwon do, which they make sure the audience knows by mentioning it in every line of dialogue that doesn't involve drugs or missing dads.

Jesus, name one part of the movie that was realistic. Do you honestly think that's what they were aiming for? Of course it was 80s teen fantasy, the whole damn movie was.

Yep, because confrontational post-punk art rock bands are all about the hits. That's why they collaborated with Tom Cora for two albums, to cash in on his hit-making abilities. Don't you remember when "State Of Shock" was the summer jam of 1991?

Wise's film wasn't exactly low budget, it just managed to be terrifying with editing, cinematography, and performances. Besides the shot of the door being pushed in towards the end of the film, there's not a single shot of anything paranormal or supernatural in the entire movie.

Did you work on the one about the haunted stash of porn?

Who cares if it was cliche, the scene in the bar with the bullies was fantastic!

I think we know who needs the shame puppet now.

I remember one issue that featured a guy on the radio talking about Wendy O. Williams and the Plasmatics. A lil' ten year old me thought they sounded really cool.

I'm sure you're pleased to learn that your hometown is now in southern Illinois!

Yeah, the "was this written by an angsty teenage girl?" line was less a joke and more an accurate observation.

After sullying the word "greatness" in that Aerosmith article, it's been reclaimed here.

He looks like the bastard child of Julian Assange and the preacher from Poltergeist 2.

They should ease the confusion a bit by ending the references to the film. I liked They Came Back, but the similarities between it and The Returned begin and end with the premise of non-zombie dead people coming back to life.

I remember that for the early/mid 80s, but not at all in the 90s. By the time Swingers came out I had a rather massive VHS collection and can't remember paying more than $20 or so for any of them.
The Blockbuster restocking fee was insanely high, but it was also a scam.

You still need a FOID card on top of federal AND state background checks, plus a waiting period of up to 3 days. Illinois doesn't make it easy at all.
If you want easy, you can get a gun in about 15 minutes in Mississippi if you have ID and pass the fed background check.

That means they wouldn't bother to show up for that gig.