Occam's Razor time:
1. Shane hatches an elaborate plot to kill a cow to lure in a zombie he doesn't know is out there to the precise spot where Dale will just happen to be strolling, even though no one knew he would be out walking, which route he would take, or that he would show up at the same time the zombie was…

Not a conspiracy, just inaccurate writing. Having gown up in a rural area, I'm confident a cow (or bull) vs zombie fight would end very badly for the zombie.

In Shaun Of The Dead, I don't think a garden shed in London counts as a farmhouse.

Well, to start with, this happens way later in the timeline. But basically, the group gets stalked for a while by some cannibals. They capture Dale and proceed to start eating pieces of him while keeping him alive. And that's when he informs them that he had been bitten by a zombie a couple of days before (unknown to…

The actor wanted out of his contract because of Darabont's firing. Which is a shame, because Dale got a much better death in the comic.

These people are still sleeping unprotected in tents outdoors. They're all kinds of stupid.

Yep. There was a rumor around the time of the Darabont firing that an actor wanted out of his contract. Guess now we know who that was.

I was about to post the exact same thing.

Or else the story about him showing up at a basketball game with diamond-encrusted Beats By Dre

That scene did make me throw up once, probably not the best choice of viewing when you're already bound to puke due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Heh, while I was reading the review I was thinking, "Didn't that guy try to kill me with a magical futuristic staff or something?"

You know, I hated seeing the picture for this article because Dunham looks a bit like my ex, who coincidentally got some internet fame for using tiny furniture to create Barbie-as-a-hoarder Dreamhome. Here we are a week later, and now the site is doing it's damn time warp thing again and making me look at this picture…

Dear God, it's happened again!

Whatever it was, it had way too much bass.

What range would they be in if Ludacris put his name on them too?

I thought MC Hammer was a cautionary tale for these guys.

If I were 19 again, I just might.
Sometimes I don't mind that I've softened as I've aged…

Not long after GG Allin died, a coworker mentioned she had seen him the year before. Her favorite band was Soul Asylum. At the GG show she apparently stood at the back of the venue and left early because he was "too weird." Never having the chance to see him myself, I spent the next week seething with rage.

I kicked one in the balls and then pummeled him when he fell over in pain. God, that was a great day.

I'm willing to bet they're STILL looking good.