Hmmm. He's also posting on the Doctor Who forum. You may have something there.

I think we need to further examine fastandsloppy's point about Grey Man's misspelling of the word humor. Possible reasons for this misspelling:

Awkward.
Am I the only one who read that headline as "Brittany Murphy dies, reports ZMF?" I spend too much time on this site, perhaps.

No, it's definitely better than the first one, if only because of T.C. Carson. (What? I LIKED "Living Single.")

"You are so . . . the only girl around."

Alien-in-a-teddy-suit reminded me of that scene in Dark Night of the Scarecrow where Bubba tries to hide from his pursuers by disguising himself as a scarecrow. I can only hope that the McDonald's scene ends with the alien being shot to death by Charles Durning and a bunch of trigger-happy rednecks.

"How do I get rid of the pee smell?"

Seeing Tebow cry was pretty much the highlight of the weekend for me. Yes, I am a bad person. I don't care.

You made that up.

Have none of you people seen Lambada? Dedicated teacher convinces streetwise kids to study math by first blowing them away with his awesome lambada-ing skills!

Me, I like The Kinks' "Father Christmas," and "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)" by the Smithereens.

I'm truly envious of those who haven't heard "The Christmas Shoes." It makes me want to vomit with rage. It gives Christianity a bad/worse name.

It's not strictly relevant to this Hater post, I suppose, but I would like to see some sort of Saw-like justice dealt to everyone involved in the creation of the song "The Christmas Shoes." Anyone have an abandoned factory I can use? Ideally somewhere in the Southwestern U.S.?

Janitor laughs.
"Screaming like banshees!"

The last one for my family was "Spirited Away." Good fun, plus we got to have a very weird conversation about it at dinner afterwards. I spoke the words "So, wait, the thing the river spirit gave her was an emetic?" just as the waitress arrived to take our order. She seemed confused.

I feel ill.
Am I the only one who noticed that when he takes the Freshwipe from the container, he pokes the next wipe back in before he closes the box? That is, he touches a clean wipe WITH HIS DIRTY POOPY SHITTY FINGER and then just leaves it there, festering with filth, for the next person to use. Nice editing,…

No, it isn't. Not sure what it is (besides boring), but it's not a slasher.

Aw, that was Halloween III, and it was great. Shouldn't have been presented as a Halloween sequel, though — that confused and annoyed a lot of people. That Silver Shamrock ditty gets stuck in my head every October.

I was ready to be scared shitless by The Strangers, but by the time they finished telling me about the two leads and their relationship and the proposal and the ring and all the other crap and got to the action, I'd lost interest. I don't mind spending a lot of time on character development in a horror movie, but it…

Plus, Halloween II features a scene where a victim knocks himself out by slipping in a big ol' puddle of an earlier victim's blood, which is just awesome. It would have been more awesome if he'd actually been killed, but I don't think he was . . . it's been a while since I've seen it, admittedly.