The very fact that gun control is a political issue is the problem. It should be a public order issue, a law and order issue, even a health and safety issue. Not a fucking political issue.

You can yum that up by 20% or so by 'cracking' the coconut cream.

Happy Days, though wrong decade
Happy days indeed. First single I ever bought (as opposed to nicked); Baggy Trousers - 50p at Woolworth's. Lee Thompson 'flying' through the air with harness clearly bunching said Baggy Trousers around the crotch area.

A moment of perspective
It's a sad fact of life that people who are socialist in tendency when young tend to swing right as they get older. The more stridently left their views were, the sharper the turn. Kingsley Amis; card-carrying communist to bigoted old fascist. Also reference every member of Bush's cabinet in…

Here's another idea
How about calling this clothing line 'AV club comment threads'

Here's an idea
Take a standard issue Simpsons t-shirt, cross out 'The Simpsons' with a felt pen and hand write 'AV club comment thread' above it.

Oh yeah, that's right. First name last name.

HMHB
I'm holding out for Half Man Half Biscuit, though I'll be amazed if they get a mention - even a strikethrough. Oh well, one lives in hope - or at least has a holiday home there.