Gosh.

You know what I'm going to do instead of watch this movie?
I'm going to rent a space and get my nephews aged 8 and 5 and act out my own version of the movie I want it to be, because that will be more fun.

@ Lupin- the only version I've seen is with the American accents and, as a Brit, I don't find it jarring at all. In fact I quite like Julia's cold accent contrasting with Kirsty's. I've often thought that the reason British accents are favoured for villains in mainstream movies has a great deal less to do with…

I'm going to hazard a guess that it will be okay.
and will save my pennies so I can go and see it instead of the inevitable Predator vs Transformers movie.

Safety Pin Head.
Rolling Pin Head? Bowling Pin Head.

It's OOOOKAY. The original does still exist. We learned, didn't we? George foresaw all this and has immunised us. It was hard for him to do, and hard for us to take, but he's a tough guy with a lot of tough love and we're stronger than we think.

Oh, well.
Never mind, eh?

I can't afford to pay for nothing, Tom.

How bad can it be?
The fashionable new rhetorical question among cinema goers.

Agree, and the gore isn't the disturbing bit, it's the way the Cenobites treat suffering as an artform and humanity as their canvas… a sort of supernatural Damien Hirst…

Wellll, that's very difficult to answer, they're quite odd. The first couple did have some very gory stuff, but the schtick was that the gore was creative and suprising and there was a lot of suggestive, surreal imagery. They were primarily intended to be unsettling and get under your skin rather than jump out and…

I think this is great.
I feel superior every time one of these monstrosities lumbers quivering and smiling weakly across the screen. It's a wry, cold, twsted, ironic superiority, but hey, gotta get personal validation somewhere.