I was fifteen when the first episode aired. MARRY ME!

AD. Arrested Development. Get it?

"What this means is that the show has fallen in love with the idea of just letting its actors talk."

Totally agree. Bran only barely starts doing something in Book 5, and even that storyline was pretty weak.

Every time some asshole nerd says he's liable to drop dead any minute because he has a few extra pounds, I like to imagine he pushes back the Winds of Winter release date another 5 minutes. At this rate, it'll come out early 2059.

Back … to the Future has its issues, but considering its one of the first episodes of the series, I always thought it was mind-blowingly fantastic. That was the episode that got me into the show.

He literally raped her. As in the opposite of figurative rape. She told him to use a condom. He didn't. Rape.

I'm watching it right now. She says 'no' multiple times. And I'm not inclined to give Adam the benefit of the doubt as he literally rapes Hannah in the first episode of the show.

It really bothers me that "Hannah is awful, Adam is awesome" is apparently the decided-upon viewpoint for viewers of this show.

"I will say right off the bat, I don't understand girls"

That's crazy talk. Season 2 is simply brilliant.

It was merely mediocre.

Have you seen the show? Without getting too spoilerific, after the first season, they have access to food and washing machines.

Save Farscape! Good times. I lost my wristband about a year ago and I'm still sad about it.

Lexx is just weird. Just fucking weird. Half the time that's a wonderful thing, and half the time it's … just fucking weird.

Fair enough. When it's in your own head, it sounds fine, especially if it's true. But I can see how it can add up.

Wow, seriously? I'm not usually one to freak out over ratings, but I had a completely different reaction to this one. I thought it was awful on so many levels. Marshall and Lily's storyline was painfully unfunny. Barney's storyline contained a massive betrayal of trust completely forgiven with the cliche "but I love…

I know, right? I'm by no means a Seinfeld master, but I consider myself pretty well-versed, and I've never seen that episode.

Bad Teacher was literally the worst movie I've seen in 10 years. If you take out Jason Segel being Jason Segel, it might very well fall to 'worst movie I've seen ever.'

Julianna Margulies is neither a real judge, nor has she received acting's highest honor.