I avoid Old Navy (and The Gap, unfortunately) at all costs because the vanity sizing is so ridiculous. I'm a true size 4, anywhere from 26-28 in standard pants sizing, and I have to buy either a 0 or a 2 at Old Navy for them to fit the way they're supposed to be. Fuck that shit. What about the actually skinny people?

Googly eyes are the best thing ever. I really want to get them to stay on a denim jacket so I can put them underneath the collar and whenever I put the collar up there'll be like twelve pairs of eyeballs staring at everybody.

Googly eyes are the best thing ever. I really want to get them to stay on a denim jacket so I can put them underneath the collar and whenever I put the collar up there'll be like twelve pairs of eyeballs staring at everybody.

And then @avclub-230a11d4f53fa5ecb16c69d668eb8456:disqus had to get my hopes up for the return of the Wesley Willis Fiasco…

And then @avclub-230a11d4f53fa5ecb16c69d668eb8456:disqus had to get my hopes up for the return of the Wesley Willis Fiasco…

Not really Indian, but this (http://allrecipes.com/recip… ) is one of my favorite things to eat of all time. I usually double the spices though, because it's tasty.

Not really Indian, but this (http://allrecipes.com/recip… ) is one of my favorite things to eat of all time. I usually double the spices though, because it's tasty.

"Guest T.I." makes it sound like AV Club is going to hire a random T.I. impersonator and have him perform, like, Neutral Milk Hotel or something for A Very Special Undercover.

"Guest T.I." makes it sound like AV Club is going to hire a random T.I. impersonator and have him perform, like, Neutral Milk Hotel or something for A Very Special Undercover.

I've been buying a shit ton of plaid pants recently. No idea why, other than they look cool with sweaters and creepers, because I'm still kind of scene like that. Also I bought a pair of tap-less tap shoes at the thrift store and plan to hot glue daisies and googly eyes to them and wear them with dresses and shit, for…

I've been buying a shit ton of plaid pants recently. No idea why, other than they look cool with sweaters and creepers, because I'm still kind of scene like that. Also I bought a pair of tap-less tap shoes at the thrift store and plan to hot glue daisies and googly eyes to them and wear them with dresses and shit, for…

WE GONNA PARTY

WE GONNA PARTY

How the fuck does my comment about salad ralphing have two likes already? Is there some bizarre salad ralphing fetish that I don't know about?

How the fuck does my comment about salad ralphing have two likes already? Is there some bizarre salad ralphing fetish that I don't know about?

Um, I've been trying to run? And jump? And I skipped across the room for a while yesterday while listening to the Boomtown Rats? Anything to potentially stave off the effects of eating entire dessert items in one sitting…

Um, I've been trying to run? And jump? And I skipped across the room for a while yesterday while listening to the Boomtown Rats? Anything to potentially stave off the effects of eating entire dessert items in one sitting…

Ugh, my calves never fit in boots either. It just makes me all the more glad that ankle boots are a thing.

Ugh, my calves never fit in boots either. It just makes me all the more glad that ankle boots are a thing.

Ew. Salad is the one thing I'm more prone to throwing up. I still love it, but there's something about it coming back up all crinkly and lettucey and ranchy….ew.