I, for one, would not be disappointed with awkward, graphic, sexy Donald Glover sex scenes.

And I am one of the few people who is even more awkward on the Internet than in real life.

And I am one of the few people who is even more awkward on the Internet than in real life.

Yeah, there was something about how they held the rights or something or other so it couldn't be used for ads or sappy montages or such in 1999/2000.

Yeah, there was something about how they held the rights or something or other so it couldn't be used for ads or sappy montages or such in 1999/2000.

Yes! The contrast between the lyrics and the fun, dancey music plus the fact that it's just a gorgeous piece of song is why that's probably one of my favorite songs of the 80s.

Yes! The contrast between the lyrics and the fun, dancey music plus the fact that it's just a gorgeous piece of song is why that's probably one of my favorite songs of the 80s.

I don't think ""Love Will Tear Us Apart" is particularly upbeat. Upbeat for a Joy Division song, maybe, but that's not saying much.

I don't think ""Love Will Tear Us Apart" is particularly upbeat. Upbeat for a Joy Division song, maybe, but that's not saying much.

Wait, so "Brick" is supposed to be fun?

Wait, so "Brick" is supposed to be fun?

YES. Jarvis's "You can even bring your baby" gets me every time. Every damn time.

YES. Jarvis's "You can even bring your baby" gets me every time. Every damn time.

It's funny, I was listening to "Veronica" in the car earlier this week and thought, "This should be on an AV Club inventory about happy sad songs, or at least a Q&A," and lo and behold, here it is. It's like the AV Club is in my head or something.

It's funny, I was listening to "Veronica" in the car earlier this week and thought, "This should be on an AV Club inventory about happy sad songs, or at least a Q&A," and lo and behold, here it is. It's like the AV Club is in my head or something.

I live in Kansas City. Sadly, there are next-to-no Hardee'ses anywhere.

…He's made a huge mistake.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus  Plastic surgery is a helluva drug.

Wow, so glad to be here! The set has so much more hair in person!

…after they disregarded the earlier working title, which utilized the crasser synonym.