I [bleeped] the business model! — everybody in Hollywood, apparently

Or a Minnesota housewife, don'cha know.

Too close to 'testicles.'

Well, be glad it's Friday then.

BANJO!

And an elephant parade!

Or a codpiece.

YES. This explains why I always hated those cartoons.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO SARCCASTRO

I read it as Goethe myself. Something something sold their souls to the devil something something.

Or, Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before…

I have no idea why I'm trying to sing this to the tune of "We're An American Band."

@avclub-1d9611114f69a2af507810370562ccd6:disqus "Busty Avatar" would make a great username.

Oh my god, I've finally Made It…

I listened to a shit-ton of Sondheim in middle school. I am fucked up.

At least Vampires Suck isn't this movie.

I said almost the same thing about Aubrey's display. It reminded me of a seventh-grade 4-H project, and the presentation wasn't any better. But then again, if I wanted to watch kickass presentations, I'd be watching Mad Men.

Yeah. I think if they had a stronger, more persuasive presentation the execs would have been more on board. They still would have probably disliked it, but it wouldn't have been such a major thing.

I feel like the only thing fitting is for Aubrey to go down in an epic blaze, not just a technicality. I thought she was going to make some obvious, blatant gaffe tonight and get the can, but alas…

At least they cropped out her glowing arm hair.