Liz shotgunning a cat's head is almost as good as Liz shotgunning a pizza. Which is hilarious.

Three words: The Santa Clause. Two words: Toy Story. One word: Really?

Futurely titled EVERYONE IS GAY

THOSE AREN'T HOT DOGS LOL

I remember finding Dan in Real Life ok, but that may be just because I saw it with my family for free and the other option was something abysmal like Bee Movie or Fireproof or something.

Bearded dude with plaid collar. Swoon. I've always wanted a hipster boy for a pet.

Who's the dude who looks like a lesbian? Or is it a lesbian? If so, my apologies. I love you, lesbians!

Dammit.
Now I'm just hungry for Japanese food.

That's what that was?

That's because GeoGreg is OLD! ;)

Have you ever watched Mad Men? The sixties were a pretty offensive time. No one would care.

Ba-na-na with my chocolate milk
What a (what-a, what-a) treat
Lick it, suck it, drink it up
Now my sundae is complete

He is, however, one and a half of Two and A Half Men, or so I'm told.

^ That one cracks me up and I don't know why. Maybe I'm drunk and don't know it yet.

I lol'd.

Don't call him that. We don't need any lawsuits.

Lay off. I write, draw, read, sew sometimes, design stuff, AV club, masturbate… What else is a girl to do?

Dammit! They were going to show that today but I was too busy posting shit on AV Club!

It sounds like a Katy Perry song.

Totes unrelated.
… but I want to change my avatar. Here's what I'm looking at. Thoughts?