(500) Days of Summer = the [OUTSOURCED] of movies.

Silly Charlie…
Quik is for Kids!

Elliott Smith was a Scientologist?

OH GOD TMI TUESDAY WAS ON TUESDAY

Teddy Roosevelt = the Ron Swanson of presidents. Mustache and all.

That sounds more like a 'shipper than a mashup…

My favorite Facebook group from back in the day:

Maybe if you had the good Senor's treatment, it would get better.

Dicks go to heaven, nerds go to hell!

Actually, yeah… don't do that.

I kindasortofalmost felt the same way about (500), but then I saw that the writers are also responsible for the Pink Panther 2 and some show called "Friends with Benefits." And the cutesy-quirky thing just reeks of trying too hard more than anything else.

@ClaudiakishiBSCvp Lol! what a jerkface. :) @Bfred

@whataworkout — this is exactly what I do.

No, I don't know what. Please tell me.

Why do none of these "making fun of hipsters" sites show any actual hipsters? These just look like Jersey Shore-ish douchebags in fancy dress.

@Bfred Just not workin out. Sorry babe. #breakingup #itsover

It would appear she does shave her breasts as well.

I don't know if it's taking it seriously so much as being forced to take a look at our relationships (or lack thereof) seriously.

No, she IS Sasha Fierce. Haven't you ever been someone else but with a different name?

MDDG, look at Banner!