Whoa. Dov Charney I mean. Where the fuck did that come from?

Yeah, I was going to mention that at the risk of looking like an insufferable douche who thinks about these things. It makes more sense as a dig at Urban Outfitters, because while Don Cheadle is a creepy dude, the guy in charge of UO is a known right-wing nutjob (tm). But whatever, the writers probably didn't mean it…

I think I'm in love.
"I wanna lick it!"
"I wanna see if they're born that way or start normal and grow up weiner."
"Sometimes I think I've lost something really important to me and it turns out I already ate it!" (Okay, that one reminded me a little of Tracy Jordan, but still. And the pens disappearing was a little…

A-fucking-greed.

I wholeheartedly approve of Blue Jay Leno.

I'm pretty sure Ryan Murphy has the mentality of a 14-year-old, if that means anything.

So does this mean Glee is the new Rent — overdramatizing/oversimplifying complex issues so middlebrow, middle-class Midwesterners and hormonal high schoolers can pretend they care about gay people for a few hours?

Face it.
The world of tomorrow is much cruder than the world of today.

FUCKY-FUCK-FUCK!

[Owen Wilson walks out, confused as fuck.]

Duran Duran — The Killers.
Tears for Fears — Panic at the Disco.
Bonnie Tyler — Pink.

Air Supply called; they said they're all out of love.

At least he didn't try to make the next great pop-culture idiom or talk about 'secretary rock.' Also, no lists!

Agreed
on young@heart. For what it's worth, it made that leftover casserole of a song a hell of a lot sadder than any blatant yet bland Pixies ripoff should be.

No, Katy Perry.
Your breasts will not get better. They can only go downhill, or at least downward, from here.

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Expectorant?

Everything is a musical.

Nauseous?

No need to draw a line, Matt Groening already did. He was a big fan and middle-named/initialed/whatever Homer and Bart after Jay Ward.