Well, MacFarlane hasn't been involved with American Dad since the first couple of seasons, so that's probably why.

Bullwinkle, Bullwinkle!
They have an A-bomb! Do you even know what an A-bomb is??!

Some may say that a beatnik is simply a bum wearing sunglasses, but he is more than that! (Though not much.)

They bang fingers, don't they?

Nothing beats Strong Bad's commentary on whoever dressed in laser tag gear:
"What, you're 'Laser Tag?' So you're going as the sport? Or is it more abstract than that, like you're the concept of laser tag? Come on, man. You know you just found that crap in a box in your basement."

Nobody else remembers Vacation Swap? Or was that something I made up??

The only person, famous or otherwise, who even comes close to having my name is an ugly 50-something church lady from Kentucky who runs competitively in her spare time. No thank you.

Louis Cannon, I love your list. And you have one of my favorite usernames of all time.

Lady Gaga, most def. I was her for Halloween last year. Before it was cool, bitches!

I told a friend of mine to just wear jeans, a letter jacket and two fists in the air.

No love for R*A*D*A*R?

Haysoos, I like the way you think.

I like you, Sarccastro!!

Erm, couldn't. Grrrrdjdyflxjil!!

Yup. Nabin coyldb't concentrate on 30 Rock this week. He was too excited about this week's finale of Jersey Shore, which apparently involves date-raping a 12-year-old with jellybeans.

The OPENING scene? Like, the FIRST scene? The one that comes FIRST? The FIRST thing people see?

^ I laughed harder than I ever have. (And I'm from Canada!)

Can I read your Colferotica? Twinks make my twat all gooey.

Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire…

Me too. And "brilliant performance art" is a tad oxymoronic, no?